Shopping Sucks

Today was a first-in-a-loooong-time and last-for-a-loooong-time shopping excursion with Jacob. He was okay while I looked for stuff, just hanging out underneath the clothes racks and stuff, but going into the dressing room with his mom must have been a total bore. So he started singing songs to himself - not really paying attention to anyone else, just singing. But it quickly went awry, and soon he was belting out "Mommy has a big, big butt" to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb. Of course, when I said something to him about stopping, he caught on that it was naughty and, therefore, funny. We left immediately. Without buying a thing. And now I can never go back.