Is This Even a Possibility?

So, we have a pretty big week. On Sunday, Jacob and I head to Tulsa, because I have a big work event in Tulsa on Monday. Jacob will hang out with my parents, and Mark will drive up from OKC sometime after work, probably beating me to my parents' house since my "beverage-tasting" thing doesn't get over until 8:30. Then we leave for Disney World at like 5:45 a.m. or something on Tuesday, and we're there through the following Sunday night. My issue is that I'm mentally envisioning the packing nightmare, followed by the horrific laundry once we get back. That's the problem with vacations...once you return from one, you need another one just to wind down, but then you can see how that would spiral. Anyway, the conclusion I've come to is that I need a wife of my own. I'm wondering if there are women who didn't return to that FLDS compound in Texas who would be willing to come and live with us. She can't be one of Mark's "wives" and she can't bring any of her 17 children or those nasty dresses they wear, but she can bring her work ethics to my kitchen, laundry room and "vegetable garden" (if you can call my attempt at growing carrots and spinach in pots on my patio a garden). Plus, those women seem to have miles upon miles of patience, so she'd probably do well with the dog...well, anyway, if you know anyone like that, please send her my way.